Another snippet in the You-Know-Who series. Would Blair cut his hair? *Should* Blair cut his hair? Who cares, you ask? A surprisingly large number of people on Prospect-L did, as it turns out. Here's one way to deal with the Rapunzel-like flowing locks of Blair Sandburg. ***** Long-hair Hell by Beth H (c) August 2000 "What the hell is that thing doing here, Sandburg? You know I can't stand slime all over my clean floors." "I'm sorry, Jim," Blair said, "But it was all I could think of. It's grown another 15 inches since you went to work this morning, and even the emergency hacksaw isn't working anymore." "Fine, fine," sighed Jim, "but I don't want to see this place turning into some sort of homeless shelter for...whatever that is." And from a darkened corner of the room, the Giant Squid took a pause from its munching of Blair Sandburg's rapidly-growing, floor-length hair to let out one satisfied belch. **** Return to random snippets Return to main page